Leftovers, Anyone?
September 9th, 2007Phone girl: Whose pussy juice is this? It’s on the table.
Me, alarmed: Um…
Phone girl: Seriously, whose? (waving styrofoam container) Lunch? Dinner? Snack?
Second girl: Eww. What is that?
Phone girl: Pussy juice! That’s what the container says.
We all crowd around. “Pussy juice!” is scrawled on it in indelible marker.
Me: Did you open it?
Phone girl: No. Do you want to?
Me: I’m a little scared.
Second girl: It’s probably just leftovers, right?
Me: Around here, you never know.
September 9th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Sure it wasn’t cranberry juice? That’s the term for it around here. My vanilla roommate refers to it as “Vagina Juice, for your Vagina” to try and provoke me. Sigh.
September 9th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
What exactly was in the container?
Is this even a question I should be asking myself?
September 9th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Orange segments.
I guess the owner figured she’d happened on a sure way to keep us from eating it.
September 10th, 2007 at 4:07 am
Heh. I do the opposite. I keep the pinkies for my rats in an empty Baskin Robins’s container in the freezer. This way, if my flatmates try to eat my icecream, well, they deserve to find dead mice. Jerks.
September 10th, 2007 at 4:07 am
Classic!
September 10th, 2007 at 7:17 am
You guys need to work on your packaging.
http://www.smellmeand.com/index_2.html
September 10th, 2007 at 11:15 am
Well, learn something new every day. I never thought it kept in the fridge, but I guess it can be enjoyed re-heated.
September 12th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Wow…turns out you CAN buy anything on ebay.