Needed: Tentacles, Slime
December 5th, 2007Email, June 25th
No sex, tentacle sex, oral sex, tentacle sex, wanking, or
tentacle sex. I don’t care how proud you are of your ’special love
tentacle’.
Me: Do you really mean there’s no sex?
Rob: It’s my party. I don’t want to clean slime off the walls.
Email, July 26th
No sex, oral sex, wanking, or tentacle sex. Ok… Maybe a
little tentacle sex.
Me: Can there really be tentacle sex?
Rob: No.
Email, Oct 4
No sex, oral sex, wanking, insertion, or tentacle sex. You
are going to have to wait for Lust for the tentacle sex.
Me: Do you promise there will be tentacle sex at the Lust party?
Rob: Provided I have a sufficiently brave volunteer. The last person I tried it on safeworded.
Email, Dec 5
No sex, oral sex, wanking, or fluid transfer. Tentacle sex is allowed.
Does this mean I have to put up? Oh dear.
I have a couple weeks to worry about it. In the meantime, do any readers speak German?
December 5th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Tyr would do better at the translation, but I’m glad to see that my casual study is paying off somewhat, as I can recognize several nouns and phrases.
There seems to be a brief contextual overview, including short explanations of water bondage and “the Story of O.” There’s something about magic (Zaubers) and locking (schließt - first German word I ever learned- reason #7489 I should have realized I was kinky long before I actually did).
“Schmerzlust” seems to be one of those fantastic German words that are hard to translate into English because obscure German nouns are made of smaller nouns, like lego blocks.
I’m really curious too! I’ll definitely mention it to Tyr.
December 6th, 2007 at 3:02 am
WHAT? Bitch, if there is going to be some sort of event with tentacle sex, you better take me.
I kink hard for tentacle rape. No, really. I do. Dead serious.
December 6th, 2007 at 9:19 am
This site was able to translate the German into something that was basically understandable, if not perfect.
http://translation2.paralink.com/
December 6th, 2007 at 10:56 am
What happens when a young, perfect New York dominatrix for a series of photos into a slave of the infamous Wasserfolterer turns? Well, it is well on the photos out, and because they write about your blog, you should also know.
In fact, many people in the scene both roles: the dominant partner and the obsequious, in short “Sub”, and although a “self-slave” sounds paradoxical, some people love (dominant as submissive) precisely this - the “story the O “is the clearest proof.
Psychologists say that the erotic as good as ever by a straken personality-based, weak people feared man, that the flame of the erotic spell too fast verlischt. In this meadow come full circle. Whether in Sex, in pain or pleasure in work: the strong personality wins - and fairly regardless of their behavior.
What do you think? Is this true for your everyday life?
Photo above: © 2007 by waterbondage.com
December 6th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Huh. I think the translation fails on what must be idioms (meadow? weak people feared?). They’re complimentary though.
I win with strong personality!
December 6th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
To clear up that translation; this is accurate, if not beautifully-written:
What happens when a young, perfect New York dominatrix transforms into a slave for a series of water torture photos? Well, she looks great in the photos, and because she’s written about it in her blog, you should know about it, too.
In fact, many people in the scene can take on both roles — that of the dominant partner and that of the submissive, known in short as a “Sub” — and although a “self-confident slave” sounds like a paradox, this is exactly what some people (dominants as well as submissives) love the best; the “Story of O“ is the clearest proof [of such tendencies].
Psychologists say that eroticism nearly always emanates from strong personalities — in weaker people, the flame of the erotic magician is extinguished too quickly. Thus we come full circle: whether in sex, sadomasochism, or at work, the strong personality wins out — and in large part regardless of their position [as dom or sub].
What do you think? Have you found this to be true in your everyday life?
December 6th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
I win with strong personality!
Indeed you do!
Also, you *do* know I have a glow-in-the-dark tentacle dildo I would happily lend into service of a proper cause. *grin*
December 6th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
You have a glow-in-the-dark tentacle dildo?
I can’t decide if I think this is very strange, or extremely awesome. Probably both.
Lend it? We need more tentacles. What counts as a “proper cause?”
December 6th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
bunny ears!
December 8th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Yup. I have one. I can probably find the link for it, too. (You can order it online.)
I just had to. HAD to. I have two friends who are heavy anime fans. While neither is particularly interested in playing with me (well, there’s actually a more complicated story in each case), for both of them, tying them down and then pulling that out would be worth it purely for the reaction the first time. (Neither knows about it yet.)
So in fact, I’ve never used it. I’m fairly certain I didn’t bring it to BR so I should still have it here.
December 9th, 2007 at 9:51 am
Tentacle dildo - available online.
It’s not quite La Blue Girl, but it’s a start…
If you want to really bring the weird to the party, Sunrise Mart on 9th st and 3rd ave sells Octopus tentacles, although that would be more of a gag than reality… (I would assume!)
December 9th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
From the webside: “I cant really describe the feeling of use as its unlike any toy ive used before. The cups as they enter give a totally different feeling than one might expect, and has to be felt in order to understand.”
Wow, that’s, uh… wow.
Also I’ve heard that “I’d have to show you” line before. It never ends well!
December 11th, 2007 at 2:21 am
A rough translation for you
What happens, when a young, perfect New-York based Dominatrix changes her habits into a slave for the notorious water torture? Well, sehe looks excellent on the photos. And because she write something about the shooting in her blog, I will write about it as well.
In fact, many people in the scene are able to play both roles: ths dominant part and the part of the sub. Maybe it sounds paradox to you when I write “a slave with self-esteem”, but some people really love to switch between the one and the other – just remember the “story of O”.
Psychologists assume that the erotic charisma needs a strong personality – if you meet week people, the flame of erotic attraction will soon dye out. No matter what we are talking about, may it be sex, the desire to feel pain or our job – the strong personality wins – no matter what behaviour one shows to others.
As you may know, English is not my first language – I just hope, I translated it understandable.
I’m the author of the German blog where you found it.
December 11th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Geza, thanks so much for the translation, and for stopping by!
December 13th, 2007 at 11:54 am
Great write up!!!
It’s gotta be something in the air… this is like the 4th time I’ve read something about tentacle sex in the last 10 days.
It’s giving me ideas…
December 15th, 2007 at 11:23 am
Hmmm its gonna be odd having a lust party without consummating the lust.
More tease and denial,
Still will be there for the tentacle sex
Babelfish came up with the same messy translation of that article
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