They love me! (or I’ll make them!)

July 9th, 2007

My 1pm appointment, after two breathless confirmation calls, didn’t show.  He’d asked for a “golden shower”, and while I am down with the pee if not the euphemisms, I hate tanking up only to be left crossing my legs and cursing.  I swear some men must do this for their own amusement.

My 2pm confirmed, then also didn’t show.

My 3pm just called and cancelled.  He’s a darling, though, and apologized sincerely.

I’m annoyed, but I am quite certain I’ll get my amusement before I leave.  Somewhere in Manhattan there’s a man with a CB-3000 locked to his cock, and I have both keys in my pocket.

5 Responses to “They love me! (or I’ll make them!)”

  1. 1 HellSea
    July 9th, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    *grin*

  2. 2 maymay
    July 10th, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    Hmm. That’s interesting. I bet he’s having a good day.

    We keep one of the copies of the keys inside a combination key safe, kind of like this one, “just in case.”

  3. 3 Gentleman Whore
    July 11th, 2007 at 9:30 am

    You’re even more subversive than I had imagined. Yummy.

  4. 4 Calico
    July 11th, 2007 at 10:27 am

    True for all values of “subversive” that equal “opportunist”.

  5. 5 maymay
    July 13th, 2007 at 10:06 am

    So hey, who is the locked up man you’ve got the keys to anyway? Also, wanna play?

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