It Doesn’t Pay To Be The Wife
April 5th,Girl: My last guy proposed marriage but didn’t tip. Didn’t he have a good time?
Me: Makes sense to me. You pay your whore; you don’t tip your wife.
Girl: My last guy proposed marriage but didn’t tip. Didn’t he have a good time?
Me: Makes sense to me. You pay your whore; you don’t tip your wife.
April 6th, at 3:00 am
That’s it! If I ever get married, I’m putting a tip jar on the bedside table.
April 6th, at 6:12 am
Alisa,
I think most husbands would welcome that! lol
I dated a woman once who said that one of her married co-workers had an expression: ABC = anniversary, birthday and Christmas. Those being the only times she had sex with her husband. Never really made me want to get married.
April 6th, at 8:40 am
I was married for just over a year (married in 2000 divorced in 2001). I’ll be done paying for that marriage later this year.
A husband can’t tip if there’s nothing left over.
Out of curiosity. What is a customary tip? 20%?
April 6th, at 9:53 am
I remember a now-defunct sex blog (Twiddlybits, I think) talking about how she and her husband would put a dollar in a jar every time they had sex. In their second year of marriage they came up with enough to buy a nice pair of nightstands.
April 6th, at 4:38 pm
I wonder what would be cheaper-marriage or hiring a prostitute, maid, and personal chef. Has anyone done the numbers (remember to factor in that you can break off relations with the latter without going to court!)?
April 7th, at 8:37 am
That might be true. I think it highly depends on the relationship, though- I can think of a few married people who have an excellent give/take.