A silicone Hitachi cover — in black!
To think that beforehand, we were limited to covering the heads with layers of black condoms, and wrapping the body with electrical tape. Porn may never be the same. I’m taking bets on how long these take to show up on bondage sites.
Silicone transmits vibrations extremely well, […]
I like crossdressers, I do. This is actually not the pro-domme trope you’d expect. In certain alt-sex circles, it’s quite trendy of me.
I dislike bad crossdressers.
What do I mean by a bad crossdresser? I mean those who do it negatively (”forced” crossdressing, punishment, humiliation) or in a careless and inattentive fashion. […]
I took all my sex toys home when my dungeon closed.
I’ve never been much of a sex toy person. I like cock, and I’m cheap and lazy. Still, for novelty purposes, I dropped them at the not-yet-pseudonymous man’s house (who we will henceforth call the Lawyer). I kept us up until 6am cooing and […]
…brought to you by my campaign to clear my draft folder. If it ever empties, I may have to either a) have more sex, or b) start writing fiction.
There was a knock on the door, and I jumped up from the desk to answer it.
He was early. In my eagerness to […]
Squirting was not a happy discovery for me.
Even the name sucks. “Female ejaculation” is no better: it’s clinical and derivative (we don’t say male ejaculation, do we?). Whoever named it didn’t have a poetic bone in their body.
I can remember exactly when it happened, too. I was 20, and I had just dyed […]
