Edit

October 27th, 2007

I fear I have made an embarrassing clerical error! Godaddy counts “requests”. Apparently what I know colloquially as “hits” should be more properly termed “unique visitors”: which means I’m getting about 10,000, not 85,000. Still mind-boggling but much less confusing.

Thanks to Maymay and Google Analytics for bringing this to my attention. I apologize for making a self-aggrandizing post even worse. :)

(What the hell are “requests”?)

I do love seeing the search terms people are using to find me. Today’s favorites:

cock sucking hypnosis

Ooh, can I? Can I?

dominatrix asshole eating

Oh, you SO have the wrong girl.

foot fetish cat feet

I can see how he got here, but I almost don’t want to know what he was looking for.

needles in my cunt

No, no, no. Not okay.

Well educated +dominatrix +stories

Hey, I’m working on it…

whores next door

Right on!

strippers with septum piercings

Aww, sad. Mine fell out in my sleep. I loved it, even though it was fiercely ugly on me. I do have a weakness for ugly things. Maybe I’ll get it re-pierced sometime.

Now, please return to your regularly scheduled business. I’m off to work. Then to Smack. (Then maybe sleep.) Then to the LSM fleamarket. Then to Viviane’s sex-blogger tea party. Then off to watch Heroes. (Maybe a little more sleep.) Then up to get sutured. Then to go to CV. Then to get a little sleep (for sure!), do a little homework, and go … to class.

See y’all Tuesday.

Posted in blogging, schedule

4 Responses to “Edit”

  1. 1 maymay
    October 27th, 2007 at 10:37 pm

    What the hell are “requests”?

    A request is typically a single hit for a single resource. If you have one page on your web site and that one page has a single image on it, your web server will see two requests per page load, once for the page and once for the image because a page and an image (for example) are distinct resources.

    See you tomorrow. Err, later today. :)

  2. 2 Calico
    October 28th, 2007 at 2:45 am

    Especially on a PHP based website, I can see how that would compound.

  3. 3 Boston Boy
    October 28th, 2007 at 7:44 am

    “Ooh, can I? Can I?”

    G-g-g-g-gah.

  4. 4 forcedcunnilingus
    October 28th, 2007 at 10:20 am

    tiny suggestion for cbt:
    whether in a hobbler or not, one of the best devices to use on testes is a wooden spoon, especially with a long handle.
    you can hit the testes directly in their sack with the hollow of the spoon. once you develop the right intensity you can do it for a much longer time than most other implements, because it distributes the pain evenly over about 1/2 of the sphere. anyway, I like it…
    forced

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