(Halloween) Night In The Business
October 29th, 20078:45pm: First appointment fails to show.
9:45pm: Second appointment fails to show.
10:30pm: A client for the house arrives. He professes a powerful, if circumspect, desire to lick my asshole. I decline.
11pm: Another client for the house arrives. I have had it. I punt. I have false eyelashes to deal with.
11:30pm: Most of the girls headed to the party are here. We jockey for mirror space. Our boss obtains someone’s bottle of silicone lubricant and appoints herself Head Polisher Of All That Is Latex. “It’s not sexy at all,” she declares. “It’s like putting on baby oil after diapering.” We are all appalled, but we let it slide, so to speak.
12pm: Our ride is still not there. I pull off the fake eyelashes, pick adhesive off my eyelid, and make my 300th attempt at even lash strip application.
12:30am: Ride arrives! My eyelashes are on! They have a DVD player in the back. On it Bram Stoker’s Dracula plays. I am entranced.
1am: Arrive at club. Wait interminably in cold line.
1:30am-3:30am: Everyone in New York with the remotest commercial interest in BDSM is present. And they look hot! There’s no way anyone can play in this crowd. We make an obligatory tour of the place, then descend to the basement and dance ourselves sweaty.
3:50am: We stroll toward a diner down the street. The wind has kicked up, making the full, slit skirt of my dress leap into comic-book action. People are catcalling. My coworkers laugh. I lift my chin secure in the knowledge that my panties match.
3:57am: The waiter likes me. My Jameson arrives after last call in a coffeecup, with a saucer and teaspoon. “Enjoy your tea, kitten,” he says.
I do. And then because it’s 5am, and I’m tipsy, and I’m in motherfucking New York, I take a cab all the way home.
October 29th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Hehehe a waiter with a sense of humor. Nice! LOL
A few people found space to play, just not many. LOL.
October 30th, 2007 at 9:22 am
Lucky girl!
October 30th, 2007 at 11:21 am
Chuckle Had an interesting Time pointing out to my date how many people were in the biz at the party. Oddly someone i know from philly and shibaricon was doing suspension in the side room and gave her a whirl on the frame.
Never did make it to the basement which was a pity
Fraiser’s equipment was kinda lost in that crowd
October 30th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I didn’t even see you! Or a suspension frame for that matter.
October 31st, 2007 at 2:00 am
SMack sounds like it was a grand old time.
I remember many nights in Boston enjoying after hours “tea” in similar manner. I really should go back there soon.
November 1st, 2007 at 12:49 pm
I opted for Paddles…actually got to play this time too!
November 3rd, 2007 at 6:20 am
The suspension frame literally blended into the crowd no space around it at all was in that small side room that took you down to the basement.
Kari says she saw you zip by at some point that’s the thing i like about crowds like that you can be in the same space and never see anyone you know or you see everyone you now