Do not mix and match
June 17th, 2007Scene: Boy and I shopping for pillows online
Me: What’s so wrong with boyfriend pillows?
Boy, looking at Pretty Pretty Princess pillow: I don’t understand the world we live in.
Me: But you teach piss play, and own five stun guns.
Boy: Everyone’s gotta pee!
June 18th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
*snort*
June 22nd, 2007 at 4:52 pm
now are the stun guns for self defense or does he use them like cow prods or during the piss play, aka inducing the piss?
because that’s hott. makes me want to hook up a tens unit to a toyota prius you know what i mean?
yes, i think you do.
June 26th, 2007 at 11:29 am
I have never had an erotic urge that involved a Toyota Prius. Nope.
He uses them like cattle prods. Somehow I don’t think combining pee and electricity would be very smart, but I try to stay away from both, myself.