Archive for the 'sex toys' Category

Toys for Superheroes

September 9th,

Sex toys aren’t known for their truthful and accurate packaging. But couldn’t the makers of this one have thought this one through?
Found at Extreme Restraints:
Barium Enema Tips
These high quality barium tips are for those who like to engage in Barium enema play. A Barium enema is a type of enema designed for examination of […]

Porn FAQs: 4 (Enemas & Anal Sex)

August 20th,

This is more of an Enemas 101 than a proper porn question. The question “How do you prep for anal sex in porn?” gets a one-word answer: “Enema”. I have heard about girls fasting, ostensibly to delay the natural progression of things, but (she says over her chicken and mushroom couscous) I can’t […]

And Now in Black!

June 3rd,

A silicone Hitachi cover — in black!
To think that beforehand, we were limited to covering the heads with layers of black condoms, and wrapping the body with electrical tape. Porn may never be the same. I’m taking bets on how long these take to show up on bondage sites.
Silicone transmits vibrations extremely well, […]

It’s Almost Like Employment

May 12th,

I took all my sex toys home when my dungeon closed.
I’ve never been much of a sex toy person. I like cock, and I’m cheap and lazy. Still, for novelty purposes, I dropped them at the not-yet-pseudonymous man’s house (who we will henceforth call the Lawyer). I kept us up until 6am cooing and […]