It Doesn’t Pay To Be The Wife
April 5th,Girl: My last guy proposed marriage but didn’t tip. Didn’t he have a good time?
Me: Makes sense to me. You pay your whore; you don’t tip your wife.
Archive for the 'tipping' Category
The Unofficial Client Rules
February 28th,So you want to see a sex worker, and you’re worried about etiquette?
None of my advice has changed in the year since I wrote this, so I think it’s pretty solid.
Tip.
As with any service profession, I think 15-20% is standard for good service. If you plan to be a regular, tipping will endear you. If […]
New Jeans
October 17th, 2007A client got me an Express gift card today. (Thanks, doll!)
“Does this mean I’m a real dominatrix now?” I quipped to the girls.
I have received significant tips before (indeed, I did today — and thank you, too). But the gift? That was new! Stockings and panties are nice, but they’re a little like […]
The Fellatio That Dare Not Speak Its Name
September 2nd, 2007“He tipped you,” she told me.
That’s not a tip; it’s a bribe. “He wants a handjob,” I said as I stuffed rope in my bag.
“Whatever do you mean?”
“Every time a man has tipped me before the session started, it’s been with the expectation of special treatment.”
“Nooo. Really?” She thinks I’m a horrible […]
