Archive for the 'STDs' Category

Pussy: (Only Metaphorically) For Sale

April 10th,

Enough of this angelic bullshit!
Submissive clients: What’s with the eating pussy?
Look, I like a side of rough sex with my domination as much as the next girl, but in commercial-land that’s straight up illegal. I’m not trying to perpetuate an unhealthy paradigm where dominant women are too good to be touched and they never […]

The Unofficial Client Rules

February 28th,

So you want to see a sex worker, and you’re worried about etiquette?
None of my advice has changed in the year since I wrote this, so I think it’s pretty solid.
Tip.
As with any service profession, I think 15-20% is standard for good service. If you plan to be a regular, tipping will endear you. If […]

Further Adventures in Responsible Adulthood

February 25th,

I got my first of three HPV shots last week. While I’d much rather spend the money (and it was expensive) elsewhere, I figure I can’t put a price on avoiding cervical cancer.
There are about 100 strains of HPV, and Gardasil only covers four, but those four are responsible for 70% of cervical cancers […]

Coffee Enough, and Time

November 3rd, 2007

I’m late.
I hate to be late, and I fidget the whole way downtown on the train to Bryant Park. It’s always when you’re in a hurry that your Metrocard turns out to be expired, and some homeless guy tries to sell you $12 on a card he found in the trash, and then you […]

Testing, One, Two, Three

October 3rd, 2007

I’ve had a lot of trouble over STD testing.
Not STD’s, just the testing.
This particular rant started when I got my AIM test results in my email a couple of weeks ago. I also read an article about Belladonna’s retirement. Getting into the adult business has really opened my eyes to the strange attitudes people have […]