Yesterday a client asked me to smother him with peanut butter.
This was bewildering, but it was not objectionable, either. I gamely put on a pair of gloves, smeared peanut butter on my palms, and clamped them over his mouth.
He squirmed a lot and carried on some vague, muffled roleplay about punishment and begging. […]
Scene: Boy and I shopping for pillows online
Me: What’s so wrong with boyfriend pillows?
Boy, looking at Pretty Pretty Princess pillow: I don’t understand the world we live in.
Me: But you teach piss play, and own five stun guns.
Boy: Everyone’s gotta pee!
This post is inspired by Sex Geek’s 10 realistic rules for good non-monogamous relationships. It makes me tingly all over.
(And I wonder why I’m blogging instead of having sex right now.)
I went to TES on Wednesday night, for an otherwise unexciting Novice Group about communication. In the post-class discussion a girl asked about emotions when […]
Friday: Cuttings with Susan Brenner at LSM.
Saturday: I’m working during the day, and then attending Leather Pride Night and the after-party at Paddles.
Sunday: GSMSA’s Folsom Street East (28th St, between 10th and 11th Avenues)
Monday: There’s a hypnosis presentation by Hypnodad at Rapture Cafe, 8pm. I’m still curious and I’m going!
Tuesday: I’m on a panel […]
I just reread the last entry, having rubbed my bleary eyes between leaving work and returning home. It reads like horrid marketing hype. How lame is that? Maybe I’ll take it down.
Although it’s all true (and I bit Bobbi’s ass after I spanked it today).
I just know that if we ever […]
You read it right: Coworkers I’d Like to Fuck.
God I hope they never read this.
I have the best coworkers in the world. I appreciate them doubly because it’s so rare, in sex work, to have coworkers in an environment that encourages comraderie and not competition. It’s impossible not to enjoy them, these confident, intelligent, self-actualized […]
Just looked at my previous few entries and man, do I need to relax!
I think it may be my public positivity that makes this blog so negative. Every day I have to say, “I love this! It’s such fun!” Which is true and all, but not universally: sometimes I have down days, […]
I’m back from the farm. With excellent timing, I waited to get sick until I was climbing into the van to leave. I arrived home congested, feverish and oh-so-grateful the headcold had waited to strike until after all the fun dangling upside down.
Thankfully there were leftovers in the fridge: banana-coconut rice pudding I […]
So my top for the weekend is off watching Hostel 2, God save me, and I am camping out and recovering here at home base. Never was much for horror movies.
This is shaping up to be a thinky sort of night, and I am sure tomorrow will be no different.
I’m loud and clear about sexual […]
So I’m at Long Beach, CA, kicking back with the free wireless during my hour layover.
I was a little grumpy yesterday that my nifty new bag made black marks on my white MacBook. But I couldn’t keep it up.
First, there were three girls staying with me in the model apartment. Hallelujiah! If […]
