At dinner on Saturday, a friend asked me if I would pay for sex. I said, Yes, of course! I’m amazed, and dismayed, that I never have.
We posited that intrinsic difficulty prevented me. The research, the selection, the call, the appointment, the wait, the interview, the paying, the shuffling between rooms, more waiting, […]
I’m late.
I hate to be late, and I fidget the whole way downtown on the train to Bryant Park. It’s always when you’re in a hurry that your Metrocard turns out to be expired, and some homeless guy tries to sell you $12 on a card he found in the trash, and then you […]
I’ve put off the Folsom Street Fair post for far too long!
I arrived early with a crew from San Jose, by way of a ritzy leather-titleholder brunch at drag queen Donna Saschet’s.
The food was fantastic and the eye candy better, but I knew no one. I felt acutely that I had two ovaries too […]
As the camera rolled, she asked me what I had liked the most. I answered her with what the viewers wanted to hear. Those perfect painted lips of hers, I said, and my surprise when she put her tongue to my cunt. Not at all what I’d expected while tied up.
I regretted […]
I arrived late to the sex party, and into the middle of a rant. The boy — tall, short blonde hair, ostentatiously shirtless — targeted me. “I’m annoyed by all these straight couples!”
I hadn’t gotten the chance to verify the existence of said couples. But I could understand his sentiment. Too many […]
